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A Wish

I wish I knew someone with a really badass boat. We would wear Panama hats and go on zany, impossible journeys against all odds. We could travel down the Amazon and drink lots of quinine while plotting our course over steaks, cigarettes, and old topo maps. There would be some problems with the natives, but we would be able to appease their anger at our presence with gifts that we had brought for such an occasion. Perhaps some ceremonial objects that suggest a future mutual respect. That way I could become some chieftain's blood-brother or somesuch down the line.

I Disagree with Something

I don't get why people are so.